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—Gnar Donks will release a total of 5000 uniquely generated pieces of art over the next 5 years. A limited amount of Gnar Donks will be released per year, with a total max supply of 10,000.

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GNAR DONKS—NFT

Don’t be a jackass and miss out on these jpegs. The Gnar Donks NFT project could be the raddest thing on the interwebz since the movie RAD (which was made pre-internet..trippy). We are a collective group of artists, creators, and doers that wanted to launch an NFT, just because we could. But don’t worry we know how to use words like “utility” and “roadmap”. See more below…

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WHAT DO THE GNAR DONKS DO! —AKA Utility bro

—Limited framed prints for your dojo —Coffee Club Access —Patio Privileges @ The Campus —Limited Edition swag —Exclusive NFT holder airdrops —Random Discord coffee & swag giveaways —Approved by the Trust-Me-Bro Coalition

WHAT IS TOTAL SUPPLY & WHO DIS?

—Gnar Donks will only release 5000 uniquely generated art pieces. Project created by Real people, doing Real things, in the Real world… No Rug Pulls here

GNAR DONKS TIERS

Tier

heart

1ETH
5,000 available

5,000 donks supply

Utilities

- Digital NFT

- Original Framed Artwork 1x1

- 5% Chance of Minting a Tier 2 Donk

- If 2 NFT’s Held same utility as Tier 2

Tier

heartheart

5K USDC/USD
250 per year

2,500 donks supply

Utilities

- Digital NFT

- Original Framed Artwork 2x2

- Coffee Club access

- 5% Discount @ Coffee Club

- 5lb’s of Coffee per month drop shipped

- 1 Airdrop per year for each NFT held

- Epic Merch

- 5% Chance of Minting a Tier 3 Donk

Tier

heartheartheart

10K USDC/USD
100 per year

1,000 donks supply

Utilities

- Digital NFT

- Original Framed Artwork 3x3

- Coffee Club access

- Boardroom access @ LJ Campus

- 10% Discount @ Coffee Club

- 10lb’s of Coffee per month drop shipped

- 2 Airdrops per year for each NFT held

- Epic Merch

- 5 Room Nights @ Simple LJ

- 5% Chance of Minting a Tier 4 Donk

Tier

heartheartheartheart

25K USDC/USD
50 per year

500 donks supply

Utilities

- Digital NFT

- Original Framed Artwork 4x4

- Coffee Club access

- Boardroom access @ LJ Campus

- Event access @LJ Campus

- $250 credit at Coffee Club

- 15% Discount @ Coffee Club

- 10lb’s of Coffee per month drop shipped

- 4 Airdrops per year for each NFT held

- Epic Merch

- 10 Room Nights @ Simple LJ

Tier

heartheartheartheartheart

150K USDC/USD
15 every 2 years

75 donks supply

Utilities

PLEASE INQUIRE FOR GNAR DONK TIER 5 UTILITY

Tier

heartheartheartheartheartheart

250K USDC/USD
10 in total

10 donks supply

Utilities

PLEASE INQUIRE FOR GNAR DONK TIER 6 UTILITY

Donks total supply will be 4,585 BUT only 815 will be available per year (plus 10 of tier 6 that can be sold out at any time). Donks price is set in dollars, but can be paid with the equivalent in ETH, USDC or by Credit Card using MoonPay widget (similar to Paypal in sense). All NFT utility expires one year after purchase, similar to an annual club membership. Yeary dues will be paid in the form of NFT purchase. when purchased NFT holder receives utility & campus access for that year. NFT’s are transferrable, and maybe sold at anytime, but utility expires 1 year from original mint date.

ROADMAP TO GNAR


1

“LFG” √ 100% complete

—Develop Gnar Donk Art 
—Secure URL, Twitter, Insta, Discord —Design Swag

2

“Real Stuff” √ 100% complete

—Secure minting platform —Launch landing page (you are on it) —Determine Mint price/ tiers /utilities

3

“FULL SEND” Q2-Q3 2022 85% complete

—Mint & Launch —Merch Drop —Utility Roadmap —Rarity & holder details Released

4

"GNARNIA” Q3-Q4 2022

—Using the DAO treasury we go next level —Air drops begin —Coffee Campus opens —Utilities begin

5

“Alpha Leak” Q1-Q2 2023

—Welcome to the Metaverse

6

“Total Chaos” Q2-Q3 2023

—Let the breeding & games begin

FULLY DOXXXED TEAM

Captain Gnar

Fearless leader, head bulldozer, hype man.

Morgazmo

Project Master, figure it-outer

CAPA DEGA

Lead Artist, Pixel Pusher

JAYGNAR

Lead Strategy & Marketing, Master Air Controller

FAQ